UFO In Texas? Redneck Reality Check

January 15, 2008

Several dozen people — including a pilot, county constable `n` business owners — insist they have seen a large silent object wif bright lights flying low `n` licketdsplit. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it.

Redneck UFO “People wonder whut in da world it is because dis is da Bible Belt, `n` evaryone is afraid it’s da end of times,” said Steve Allen, a freight cumpany owner `n` pilot who said da object he saw last week was a mile long `n` half a mile wide. “It was positively, absolutely uttin from dese parts.”

Machinist Ricky Sorrells said friends made fun of him when he told em he saw a flat, metallic object hoverin about 300 feet over a pasture behind his Dublin home. But he decided ta cume forward after reading similar accounts in da Stephenville Empire-Tribune.

“Yew hear about big bass er big buck in da rrra, but dis is a different deal,” Sorrells said. “It feels good ta hear dat other people saw somethang, because dat means I’m not crazy.”

Well I guess it’s true ya’ll, Everything is bigger in Texas. Now these are some home grome rednecks, But I woulda believe the story more if it had been comin from a lady wearing her nightgown in house slippers smokin a Pall-Mall. Heck the last time we here seen one of dem Flyin Watcha-ma-dingies it was at the Redneck games and them there were Hubcabs and the Diskis Toss.

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