Rednecks and cell phones

December 8, 2007

You know what I think is just plain wrong? These here folks driving down the road with that blue watchamacalit stuck to their heads… That by itself has got to cause a lot of accidents, I mean think about it. When you are driving down the road and checking out that hot blonde and she turns her head… Then.. Bamo! There it is, That robot thing stuck to her head. It just makes you want to swerve and drive into a telephone poll knowing that the alien monsters got her and assimilated her already.

Then again, When it comes to hot blondes and cell phones, Its probly is a good idea that they just leave em at home and not drive down the road. As rednecks, We know that its ok for us to talk on the cell phone and drive because we never cause accidents.

These here government folks made it illegal in Washington state to talk on your cell phone and drive at the same time. Just because I cant chew my tabacoo and spit at the same time dont mean I cant talk on the cell phone and drive 75 through town, it just aint right. Who are these liberal Einsteins to tell us what we can and cant do in the privacy of our own pickup truck? Its bad enough I gotta drive with my hound dog Duke hanging his head out the winder, Now I have this to worry myself. Hows a feller like myself supposed to change his Garth Brooks CD when I cant look down because I have someone with that Minuture Walkie Talkie to their ear.

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