Nicole Kidman & Golden Compass Controversy

December 9, 2007

So whats this all about? I guess people just cant leave things be. Now we have a a huge buzz on this here new flicker show “The Golden Compass“. I guess they got folks all saying that it is anti-religion and pro-atheism.

Now I think it would make me want to see this here movie show, For one, Nichole Kidman is a fine little philly, and also I would like to see if it actually does refer to there being no Big Guy above.

Well here’s your Redneck Reality Check! If there wasn’t no Big Guy upstairs, then would we have us any of the little tykes running around? Would there be any four wheel drive pick-em up trucks? And would I have been able to get me a nice 10 pointed buck deer this past season?

Heck we all know there’s a Holy Man above and we all understand what he did fer us. For example, when something happens to ya whats the first thing ya say?, “O Dear God”, Well why would ya wanna say them things if ya didn’t believe, Trust me, when it comes your time, You gonna take yourself a trip up the big escalator and then He is going to ask you some question and give you some Controversy. You might wanna think about that, instead of worrying about a pretend made up movie flick.

GOD BLESS ALL YA”LL

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