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New Year’s Resolution - Whats Yours?

December 31, 2007

Here at Redneck Reality Check we have came up with our top ten Redneck Resolutions.

10 - Try to get chewing tabacki 2 fer 1

9 - Remember to roll the winders up when we go mudden

8 - Dont swallow the gas when you siphon it from yer lawn mower to put into yer truck.

7 - Go to the DMV to transfer the title and tags fer your new home.

6 - Try to give your girlfriend more pet names than your hunting dog.

5 - Wash yer bed sheets instead of vaccuuming them.

4 - Try to shine up them hubcab windchimes.

3 - Remember that a tube top and cut off shorts isnt considered formalwear.

2 - Repair the gun rack that is on your John Deere Lawn Mower

And our number one Redneck Resolution is

1 - Trying to get the taxidermist paid up and get the lay-away paid off fer yer new tattoo

If ya’ll have any other Redneck Resolutions Please email them to us and we will add them to the list.

Thanks Ya’ll Happy New Year.

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