Hatton needs an apron to go with that Towel

December 9, 2007

Now how bad of a boxer to you have to be to get your corner to throw in the towel fer ya. Aint you supposed to get back up until you get knocked out? Heck I seen better fights on the Jerry Springer show.

SO we got this feller Hatton who likes to hit behind the head because he cant go toe to toe with the much better Mayweather. You know I can understand not wanting to get punched in the face 2700 times in 30 minutes but isn’t that what you fellers train to do, I got an idea of how not to get yer tail feathers raveled, Get ya a better sport. Heck I bet that ole boy Hatton would be a great sumo wrestler they way he likes to be hugging up on his opponents.

Well Mr. “My corner has to throw in the towel” Hatton, Here’s your Redneck Reality Check. The sport is called Boxing, Not Hug-a-Feller, I bet you would have done a lot better if ya didn’t only through your mits 63 times. I mean heck, My wife can throw more that than when shes swattin mosquitoes away. So I say you got yerself 2 options, Go back in and get all lovey dovey with the next feller, or come on down and try you some square dancin.

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