Dog Gone, We are so sick of Britney Spears

January 31, 2008

Well here this little pot bellied has been dont it again, She just cant keep herself outta the dang hospital. Its people like this that make us sick, she is a bad mother, a slut, and just cant keep her butt outta the drugs and rehab. Hey Britney, Redneck Reality Check, YOU HAVE KIDS NOW, can’t you think of anyone but yourself for once?

Britney Spears was tekkn from her home by ambulance early Thursday `n` escorted ta da hospital by mow than a dozen police officers in cars, on motorcycles `n` in helicopters.

A Los Angeles police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized ta speak on da madder, said da 26-year-old pop star was being tekkn ta da hospital ta “get help.” da Los Angeles Times cited unidentified authorities who said Spears was being placed on a “mental evaluation hold.”

Where did I leave my boys again? Spears was tekkn ta UCLA Medical Center, wher her mother, Lynne, was seen leavin its psychiatric hospital at about 5:30 a.m.

When asked by a throng of paparazzi `n` reporters whether Britney was doing all right, Lynne Spears replied, “Yeah,” b4 leavin in a Range Rover.

ares earlier, shortly after 1 a.m., da motorcade dat pulled away from Spears’ residence was nearly da length of a football field. Along wif da ambulance, it included police on nearly a dozen motorcycles `n` in two cruisers. Two police helicopters followed overhead.

The scene was mow controlled than da one earlier dis month when Spears also was tekkn away from her home in an ambulance.

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