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North American Union To Replace US.

April 2, 2008

This is dern right discustin in my book. Dont we have enuff problems.

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You mean my dog can make my insurance go up?

March 19, 2008

Insurers say when they identify dog breeds dat tend ta bite, it helps brin down da cost of homeowner insurance. Dog owners say their pets should be considered as individuals `n` da insurance approach amounts ta ineffective canine profiling.

Some states aur considerin barrin “breed discrimination” by insurance companies. Even da American Kennel Club has weighed in, arguing dat some dogs save insurance companies money because da animal is a natural alarm system whose bark deters intruders `n` prevents potential theft.

While da debate rages on, many major insurance carriers continue ta limit coverage ta dog owners. Large dogs dat can inflict a lot of damage aur prime \”no-inshore\” targets. Other considerations dat influence a cumpany’s willingness ta cover a breed include da frequency of dog bites fer da breed, da breed’s reputation as well as research conducted by da Centers fer Disease Control `n` individual insurance companies.

Will yore family pet cost yew mow in insurance premiums.

Below are 11 breeds that some insurance companies have been known to disapprove of:

  • Akita
  • Alaskan Malamute
  • Chow Chow
  • Doberman Pinscher
  • German Shepherd
  • Pit Bull
  • Rottweiler
  • Siberian Husky
  • Staffordshire Bull Terrier
  • Wolf -of any hybrid

Thats bad when ya can’t even have yer best huntin dog at yer house no more cuz you cant afford the insurance, Bad enuf all the vittles we have to buy. Next thing ya know your truck insurance is going to go up because you take ole sparkyout to the woods to snag him up sum birds. Whens it eva gonna end.

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Laptop tells all about the Northern Illinois University Shooting

February 17, 2008

A laptop cumputer seized from a DeKalb motel `n` believed ta be connected ta Thursday’s didly shootin at Northern Illinois University had no hard drive, federal officials said Saturday.

Police confiscated a laptop cumputer from a room at dis DeKalb, Illinois, motel, its manager said.

DeKalb Travelodge manager Jay Patel said police confiscated a Toshiba laptop cumputer from Room 105.

Steven Kazmierczak, 27, killed five students `n` himself Thursday in a lecture hall on da university campus in DeKalb, west of Chicago.

The motive behind da shootin spree remains unknown. Video Watch a profile of da victims »

As da university mourns, school officials on Saturday announced classes will resume February 25.

A memorial service fer da victims is scheduled ta tekk place da day b4, university spokeswoman Melanie Magara said.

Faculty `n` staff will return ta work Tuesday `n` will receive trainin on how ta help students when classes resume, Magara said.

On Friday, a bomb squad swept da Travelodge room wher da laptop was found fer explosives, a source close ta da investigation said.

A DeKalb police source said a duffel bag wif shotgun ammunition `n` regular ammunition was found in da room `n` confiscated. No note was found, da source said.

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Our Youngins Curiosity

January 18, 2008

I was browsing around and came across this post from “The Redneck Mother“, She was talking about her sons curiosity about foods. She mentions Waffle House, which is one of my favorite restaurants by the way, But as I kept reading the story got more interesting. She goes on to talk about her son wanting to try some Ethiopian place. Well it turned out he really like his new food choice.

That takes me back to when my son wanted to try spinach for the first time because he seen Popeye eating it and he thought his muscles would grow big and pop out of his shirt. Well I didn’t hesitate, knowing the wife keeps a can of Popeye spinach in the cobaord for her special spinach dip, I thought, “What a better time than this”, He was already hyped up from watching the cartoon.

Well he sits there as I open the can with his mouth just a waterin, It was a whole nother story when that can lid came off and he seen what it actually looked like. It wasnt nothing like the looks of the cartoon. Well he buckled up and actually took a bite, …. You remember when a baby gets ahold of something sour for the first time… Well that was the exact look he had on his face. I was very proud of him, of course he didnt finish it or even take there chomps before he spit it in the garbage but he did give it his all to try it and I am very proud of him for that.

Its kids like mine and Redneck Mothers that make us realize that theres alot of foods out there that one may like and one may not.  But it doesnt hurt to try it once in a while.

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UFO In Texas? Redneck Reality Check

January 15, 2008


Several dozen people — including a pilot, county constable `n` business owners — insist they have seen a large silent object wif bright lights flying low `n` licketdsplit. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it.

Redneck UFO“People wonder whut in da world it is because dis is da Bible Belt, `n` evaryone is afraid it’s da end of times,” said Steve Allen, a freight cumpany owner `n` pilot who said da object he saw last week was a mile long `n` half a mile wide. “It was positively, absolutely uttin from dese parts.”

Machinist Ricky Sorrells said friends made fun of him when he told em he saw a flat, metallic object hoverin about 300 feet over a pasture behind his Dublin home. But he decided ta cume forward after reading similar accounts in da Stephenville Empire-Tribune.

“Yew hear about big bass er big buck in da rrra, but dis is a different deal,” Sorrells said. “It feels good ta hear dat other people saw somethang, because dat means I’m not crazy.”

Well I guess it’s true ya’ll, Everything is bigger in Texas. Now these are some home grome rednecks, But I woulda believe the story more if it had been comin from a lady wearing her nightgown in house slippers smokin a Pall-Mall. Heck the last time we here seen one of dem Flyin Watcha-ma-dingies it was at the Redneck games and them there were Hubcabs and the Diskis Toss.

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Britney Spears’ 16 yr old sister Jamie Lynn, Pregnant?

December 19, 2007

Well imagine that, 16 year old Zoey Pregnant. What can be said, I guess she might be taken after her older sister a little to much. Jamie Lynn Spears, told OK! magazine that she’s pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. Now I would like to say that this a big shocker, But I cant.

Redneck Reality Check - SHE IS BRITNEY’S SISTER . I just find it crazy that this little gal had it all, She had a booming Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101, She was doing great, but guess all seeing all them sister videos and watching her sister go in and out of rehab must have taken their toll on the little one. I just hope she don’t take parenting lesson from her big sis.

“Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me,” she said. I reckon she broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.”She was very upset because it wasn’t what she expected at all,” Jamie Lynn said. “A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive.” The one part that gets us is she told the associated press about having a steady feller in her life, “I kind of just keep my options open,” Well sweetie, that’s not the only thing you keep open.

Didn’t you learn anything from yer dang gum Sister when it comes to having youngins, Please do not follow in her footsteps with any other decisions, We beg you.

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