So I get to see where the do Alaska Crab Fishing
February 1, 2008
Well I think I am going to do some Alaska Traveling. Thats right you heard me, I am going to take the family to Alaska. There is so much we wanna gander at, Like where they do the Alaskan Crab Fishing, The snow and mountains. We don’t get much snow don here in these hollers. I did me some lookin around and found some great reviews of Alaska and they are:
Alaska. Imagine yore vacation in Alaska fer one moment. yore delight when yew spot a grizzly bear wif a cub er two in tow. dat instant when da silence of a misty fjord is shattered by a pod of giant humpback whales, breaching high inta da are, then crashing back against da sea. While yore floatplane flies over crystal glaciers, toward da midnight sun, remember: dis is Alaska. dis is real. dis is da adventure of a lifetime.
“It would tekk a lifetime ta experience evarythang Alaska has ta offer.”
-Charmaine Curtis, Seattle
Traveling in Alaska is lik traveling no other place on earth. yonder aur 586,000 squrrr miles cheer, `n` almost dat many possibilities. Choose from wildlife viewing, sea kayakin `n` guided glacier hikes. Relax aboard a one-day cruise, pan fer gold, bait a rod fer Alaska’s world famous kin salmon fishing.
“On a scale of 1 ta 10, I rate Alaska as a 20.”
-Richard Ulmer, Jacksonville
Alaska is a grand American Vacation destination yew don’t wanna miss! Use dis syte ta plan yore travel ta Alaska and/or Alaska vacation today: create a personal itinerary `n` git special deals on an unforgittable adventure ta Alaska!
Select My Alaska at da top of da page ta set up a personal account ta store yore Alaska vacation information. Register once `n` then update as often as yew lik.
Alaska - Beyond yore dreams. wifin yore reach.
The Deadliest Catch - I cant wait to see this
Viewers once again voyage to the Bering Sea and follow the brave captains and crew of eight crab-fishing vessels as they struggle against the treacherous weather conditions doing one of the deadliest — and most lucrative — jobs in the world.
This season, which is currently being filmed as boats head out to catch opilio crab, viewers experience life above and below the Alaskan waters. Submersible cameras capture unprecedented underwater images of crabs migrating on the bottom of the Bering Sea and entering the crab pots.
In addition, footage shot from a “chase boat” shows just how diminutive these crab boats actually are in the midst of the Bering Sea. For the first time, viewers see the fishing vessels being tossed around by the high winds and rough seas. The unique angle will also offer a new perspective of the fishermen working the rails, setting and hauling the massive 800-pound crab pots as their boats fight the crashing waves.
Bill Clinton a Brotha? Our first Black President?
January 22, 2008
CNN’s Joe Johns asked Barack Obama whether he thought former President Bill Clinton was da nation’s ‘farst black president,’ an observation famously coined by black Nobel laureate Toni Morrison.
“Bill Clinton did have an enormous affinity wif da African-American community, `n` still does, `n` I recon dat’s well-earned,” said Obama, who has spent da past few days locked in a high-profile war of werds wif da former president, who has been stumping on behalf of his wife Hillary Clinton.
But he wasn’t quite ready ta grant Clinton Morrison’s honorary title just yet. “I would hafta investigate mow Bill’s dancing abilities, yew know, some of dis other stuff b4 I accurately judged whether he was in fact a ‘brother,’” joked da Illinois senator.
Monday’s Democratic presidential debate was sponsored by CNN `n` da Congressional Black Caucus Institute `n` held on Martin Luther kin Jr. Day in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Roughly half da Democratic primary voters in dis Southern state aur black.
Ole Bill Clinton might not be a “brotha”, But he sure was a pimp.
Girls Hunting - Redneck Reality Check
December 28, 2007
Ok, We just had to make note of this one. This little article comes from that feller over ther at the OKOutdoorman Site
This feller done went off and let his little lady go to the shootin range to “plink” with a damn gum 22. ARE YA CRAZY. havent you ever watched them flicker shows on how the women are always going after us fellers. How perfect would that be, “Here we are up in a deer stand, Got my chewing backey in, Wind is just right. Here comes the pretties looking buck we have seen in days. She pulls up, and BANG, you got some buck shot in your rumper”, I couldnt take my ole lady hunting. Unless it was that Sweet looking hunter philly Cindy Garrison, Now she can hold my 22 anytime.
Well He tells it better, Heres an insert of this Fellers “Girl Hunting” thing.
“My wife doesn’t hunt. She enjoys going to the range with me and doing some plinking with the 22 every now and then, but she never really picked up the fever of the hunt. So, I was surprised the day my daughter asked me if she could go out with me and my son one day.
You don’t typically associate hunting with women. But women hunters have been around since the beginning. Today they are more common than most people realize. They have their own websites and TV shows. They write articles for major magazines on hunting and even have their own TV shows. The most famous of course being Cindy Garrison.”
You need to stop over and read the rest of it, this story gets alot better. Plus This feller has a bunch of good Redneck tips.
5 Year yungin shoots Bear
December 11, 2007
Ok, Now I aint no stranger to bear hunting, As a matter of fact, I have shot me a couple a bears. But I aint never thought I would see a 5 year old man kill a bear. Thats right, I called him a man. More of a man then some of these liberal Californian folks. So Tre goes out hunting with his grandpappy and shoot this pig of a bear. From what Mike says (The boys grandpa) the bear was 40 - 50 yards out when they spotted it and Mike gave a whistle. For those of you that dont spend a lot of time with mother nature, That whistle is a great way to stop your game from running off.
Thats when the man himself Tre squeezed the trigger and Bam! He got himself a wall hanger and a half! As the video on CNN reports, Tre’s Grandpa told him that he missed. Tre responded with “I squeezed the trigger and I didnt close my eyes, I killed him”
A story about a man killing a trophy always gets this country boy choked up, Now a story about a 5 year old boy killing a animal that could eat any grown man, really gets the tears going. I’ll bet you anything that Hank Williams himself would be jealous of a boy like this.
Tre, We take our RedneckRealityCheck.com hats off to you little buddy, I think you would make any redneck proud!
Meteor Shower of 2007 Dec. 13-14
December 11, 2007
Well here goes another one of the dern Meteor Showers. I actually think these things are pretty dang cool. I just get to wondering what keeps them dern things from hitting the earth? Maybe it is because o the gravity whatcha-ma-jig, But it sure seems them things fly so fast that wouldnt matter.
Well heres what then astronomers fellers David Levy and Stephen Edberg have said about this years show. “If you have not seen a mighty Geminid fireball arcing gracefully across an expanse of sky, then you have not seen a meteor.” Well that sounds pretty interesting and a thing to look for. Heck I am gonna grab the kin folk and go sit in some lawn chairs next to my double wide and take me a gander on December 13th. Might be a looker.
It says that the Geminid Meteors are usually the most satisfying of all the annual shower. They are of medium speed, encountering Earth at 22 miles per second (35 kps). They are bright and white, but unlike the Perseids, they leave few visible trails or streaks. They are four times denser than most other meteors, and have been observed to form jagged or divided paths. Whatever that means, but it sounds cool to me.
So if any of you fellow Meteor Watchers wanna get a good seat fer it, Heres what Yahoo News is suggesting to do.
” Generally speaking, depending on your location, Gemini begins to come up above the east-northeast horizon right around the time evening twilight is coming to an end. So you might catch sight of a few early Geminids as soon as the sky gets dark.
Hot cocoa or coffee can take the edge off the chill, as well as provide a slight stimulus. It’s even better if you can observe with friends. That way, you can keep each other awake, as well as cover more sky. Give your eyes time to dark-adapt before starting”
I know me and the little misses with be out there with our youngins trying to capture a piece of history, I would suggest ya’l do the same.
Now this is one BIG Critter
December 8, 2007
A new species of giant spitting cobra, measuring nearly nine feet and possessing enough venom to kill at least 15 people, has been discovered in Kenya, a conservation group said on Friday.
WildlifeDirect said the cobras were the world’s largest and had been identified as unique. The species has been named Naja Ashei after James Ashe, who founded Bio-Ken snake farm on Kenya’s tropical coast where the gigantic serpents are found.
I am glad momma fixed the lock on our outhouse because I would hate to see that critter while I am doing my business.
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