Dog Gone, We are so sick of Britney Spears
January 31, 2008
Well here this little pot bellied has been dont it again, She just cant keep herself outta the dang hospital. Its people like this that make us sick, she is a bad mother, a slut, and just cant keep her butt outta the drugs and rehab. Hey Britney, Redneck Reality Check, YOU HAVE KIDS NOW, can’t you think of anyone but yourself for once?
Britney Spears was tekkn from her home by ambulance early Thursday `n` escorted ta da hospital by mow than a dozen police officers in cars, on motorcycles `n` in helicopters.
A Los Angeles police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized ta speak on da madder, said da 26-year-old pop star was being tekkn ta da hospital ta “get help.” da Los Angeles Times cited unidentified authorities who said Spears was being placed on a “mental evaluation hold.”
Spears was tekkn ta UCLA Medical Center, wher her mother, Lynne, was seen leavin its psychiatric hospital at about 5:30 a.m.
When asked by a throng of paparazzi `n` reporters whether Britney was doing all right, Lynne Spears replied, “Yeah,” b4 leavin in a Range Rover.
ares earlier, shortly after 1 a.m., da motorcade dat pulled away from Spears’ residence was nearly da length of a football field. Along wif da ambulance, it included police on nearly a dozen motorcycles `n` in two cruisers. Two police helicopters followed overhead.
The scene was mow controlled than da one earlier dis month when Spears also was tekkn away from her home in an ambulance.
Make Money with FOREX
January 28, 2008
I just read this little number on that ezinearticles website, and I thought it looked pretty interesting, So I thought I would share the words of the author Rich McIver
For those unfamiliar wif da term, FOREX (FOReign EXchange market), refers ta an international exchange market wher currencies aur bought `n` sold. da Foreign Exchange Market dat we see today began in da 1970’s, when free exchange rates `n` floatin currencies were introduced. In such an environment only participants in da market determine da price of one currency against anutter, based upon supply `n` demand fer dat currency.
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FOREX is a somewhut unique market fer a number of reasons. farstly, it is one of da few markets in which it can be said wif very few qualifications dat it is free of external controls `n` dat it cannot be manipulated. It is also da largest liquid financial market, wif trade reaching between 1 `n` 1.5 trillion US dollars a day. wif dis much money movin dis licketdsplit, it is clyear why a single investor would fin` it near impossible ta significantly affect da price of a major currency. Furthermow, da liquidity of da market means dat unlik some ryearly traded stock, traders aur able ta open `n` close positions wifin a few seconds as yonder aur always willing buyers `n` sellers.
Anutter somewhut unique characteristic of da FOREX money market is da variance of its participants. Investors fin` a number of reasons fer enterin da market, some as longer term hedge investors, while others utilize massive credit lines ta seek large short term gains. Interestinly, unlik blue-chip stocks, which aur usually most attractive only ta da long term investor, da combination of rather constant but small daily fluctuations in currency prices, create an environment which attracts investors wif a broad range of strategies.
How FOREX Works
Transactions in foreign currencies aur not centralized on an exchange, unlik say da NYSE, `n` thus tekk place all over da world via telecummunications. Trade is open 24 ares a day from Sunday afternoon until Friday afternoon (00:00 GMT on Monday ta 10:00 pm GMT on Friday). In almost evary time zone `rounst da world, yonder aur dealers who will quote all major currencies. After deciding whut currency da investor would lik ta purchase, he er she does so via one of dese dealers (some of which can be found online). It is quite common practice fer investors ta speculate on currency prices by gettin a credit line (which aur available ta those wif capital as small as $500), `n` vastly increase their potential gains `n` losses. dis is called marginal trading.
Marginal Trading
Marginal trading is simply da term uset fer trading wif bard capital. It is appealing because of da fact dat in FOREX investments can be made wifout a real money supply. dis allows investors ta invest much mow money wif fewer money transfer costs, `n` open bigger positions wif a much smaller amount of actual capital. Thus, one can conduct relatively large transactions, very quick as a wink `n` cheaply, wif a small amount of initial capital. Marginal trading in an exchange market is quantified in lots. da term “lot” refers ta approximately $100,000, an amount which can be obtained by puttin up as li`l as 0.5% er $500.
EXAMPLE: Yew believe dat signals in da market aur indicatin dat da British Pound will go up against da US Dollar. Yew open 1 lot fer buying da Pound wif a 1% margin at da price of 1.49889 `n` wait fer da exchange rate ta climb. At some point in da future, yore predictions cume true `n` yew decide ta sell. Yew close da position at 1.5050 `n` earn 61 pips er about $405. Thus, on an initial capital investment of $1,000, yew have made over 40% in profits. (Just as an example of how exchange rates change in da course of a day, an average daily change of da Euro (in Dollars) is about 70 ta 100 pips.)
When yew decide ta close a position, da deposit sum dat yew originally made is returned ta yew `n` a calculation of yore profits er losses is done. dis profit er loss is then credited ta yore account.
Investment Strategies: Technical Analysis `n` Fundamental Analysis
The two fundamental strategies in investin in FOREX aur Technical Analysis er Fundamental Analysis. Most small `n` medium sized investors in financial markets use Technical Analysis. dis technique stems from da assumption dat all information about da market `n` a particular currency’s future fluctuations is found in da price chain. dat is ta say, dat all factors which have an effect on da price have already been considered by da market `n` aur thus reflected in da price. Essentially then, whut dis type of investor does is base his/her investments upon three fundamental suppositions. Dese rrr: dat da movement of da market considers all factors, dat da movement of prices is purposeful `n` darctly tied ta dese events, `n` dat history repeats itself. Someone utilizing technical analysis luks at da highest `n` lowest prices of a currency, da prices of openin `n` closing, `n` da volume of transactions. dis investor don`t try ta outsmart da market, er even predict major long term trends, but simply luks at whut has happened ta dat currency in da recent past, `n` predicts dat da small fluctuations will generally continue just as they have b4.
A Fundamental Analysis is one which analyzes da current situations in da country of da currency, including such thangs as its economy, its political situation, `n` other related rumors. By da numbers, a country’s economy depends on a number of quantifiable meashorements such as its Central Bank’s interest rate, da national unemployment level, tax policy `n` da rate of inflation. An investor can also anticipate dat less quantifiable occurrences, such as political unrest er transition will also have an effect on da market. b4 basing all predictions on da factors alone, however, it is impotent ta remember dat investors must also keep in mind da expectations `n` anticipations of market participants. fer just as in any stock market, da value of a currency is also based in large part on perceptions of `n` anticipations about dat currency, not solely on its reality.
Make Money wif Currency Trading on FOREX
FOREX investin is one of da most potentially rewarding types of investments available. While certainly da risk is great, da ability ta conduct marginal trading on FOREX means dat potential profits aur enormous relative ta initial capital investments. Anutter benefit of FOREX is dat its size prevents almost all attempts by others ta influence da market fer their own gain. So dat when investin in foreign currency markets one can feel quite confident dat da investment he er shaze makin has da same opportunity fer profit as other investors throughout da world. While investin in FOREX short term requars a certain degree of diligence, investors who utilize a technical analysis can feel relatively confident dat their own ability ta rid da daily fluctuations of da currency market aur sufficiently adequate ta give em da knowledge necessary ta make informed investments.
Bill Clinton a Brotha? Our first Black President?
January 22, 2008
CNN’s Joe Johns asked Barack Obama whether he thought former President Bill Clinton was da nation’s ‘farst black president,’ an observation famously coined by black Nobel laureate Toni Morrison.
“Bill Clinton did have an enormous affinity wif da African-American community, `n` still does, `n` I recon dat’s well-earned,” said Obama, who has spent da past few days locked in a high-profile war of werds wif da former president, who has been stumping on behalf of his wife Hillary Clinton.
But he wasn’t quite ready ta grant Clinton Morrison’s honorary title just yet. “I would hafta investigate mow Bill’s dancing abilities, yew know, some of dis other stuff b4 I accurately judged whether he was in fact a ‘brother,’” joked da Illinois senator.
Monday’s Democratic presidential debate was sponsored by CNN `n` da Congressional Black Caucus Institute `n` held on Martin Luther kin Jr. Day in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Roughly half da Democratic primary voters in dis Southern state aur black.
Ole Bill Clinton might not be a “brotha”, But he sure was a pimp.
Our Youngins Curiosity
January 18, 2008
I was browsing around and came across this post from “The Redneck Mother“, She was talking about her sons curiosity about foods. She mentions Waffle House, which is one of my favorite restaurants by the way, But as I kept reading the story got more interesting. She goes on to talk about her son wanting to try some Ethiopian place. Well it turned out he really like his new food choice.
That takes me back to when my son wanted to try spinach for the first time because he seen Popeye eating it and he thought his muscles would grow big and pop out of his shirt. Well I didn’t hesitate, knowing the wife keeps a can of Popeye spinach in the cobaord for her special spinach dip, I thought, “What a better time than this”, He was already hyped up from watching the cartoon.
Well he sits there as I open the can with his mouth just a waterin, It was a whole nother story when that can lid came off and he seen what it actually looked like. It wasnt nothing like the looks of the cartoon. Well he buckled up and actually took a bite, …. You remember when a baby gets ahold of something sour for the first time… Well that was the exact look he had on his face. I was very proud of him, of course he didnt finish it or even take there chomps before he spit it in the garbage but he did give it his all to try it and I am very proud of him for that.
Its kids like mine and Redneck Mothers that make us realize that theres alot of foods out there that one may like and one may not. But it doesnt hurt to try it once in a while.
UFO In Texas? Redneck Reality Check
January 15, 2008
Several dozen people — including a pilot, county constable `n` business owners — insist they have seen a large silent object wif bright lights flying low `n` licketdsplit. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it.
“People wonder whut in da world it is because dis is da Bible Belt, `n` evaryone is afraid it’s da end of times,” said Steve Allen, a freight cumpany owner `n` pilot who said da object he saw last week was a mile long `n` half a mile wide. “It was positively, absolutely uttin from dese parts.”
Machinist Ricky Sorrells said friends made fun of him when he told em he saw a flat, metallic object hoverin about 300 feet over a pasture behind his Dublin home. But he decided ta cume forward after reading similar accounts in da Stephenville Empire-Tribune.
“Yew hear about big bass er big buck in da rrra, but dis is a different deal,” Sorrells said. “It feels good ta hear dat other people saw somethang, because dat means I’m not crazy.”
Well I guess it’s true ya’ll, Everything is bigger in Texas. Now these are some home grome rednecks, But I woulda believe the story more if it had been comin from a lady wearing her nightgown in house slippers smokin a Pall-Mall. Heck the last time we here seen one of dem Flyin Watcha-ma-dingies it was at the Redneck games and them there were Hubcabs and the Diskis Toss.
Luxery Boat for the Navy SEALs
January 13, 2008
Navy SEALs aur tough by nature, but they tekk a beatin from their patrol boats: bruises, bumps `n` sore backs, even sprained ankles `n` chipped teeth.
An all-cumposyte version of da aluminum Mark V patrol boat, constructed by luxury boat builder Hodgdon Yachts Inc., is aimed at reducing da wear `n` tear on boat operators `n` SEALs by absorbin da impact as da vessel crashes through da waves at 50-plus knots.
The goal is a boat dat can deliver up ta 16 combat-ready Navy SEALS in shape ta carry out their missions `n` will reduce da boat operators’ neck, back `n` joint injuries.
Da original Mark V, known in military parlance as da MK V Special Operations Craft, was created in da mid-1990s ta git special operations forces, primarily SEAL combat swimmers, quick as a wink in `n` out of messy situations.
Powered by a pare of diesel engines, da vessel is propelled ta a top speed of about 60 mph by twin water jets.
Wonder if we will see this in the next SOCOM video game?
Romo finally gets time with Jessica
January 13, 2008
Tony Romo threw it fer Dallas. R.W. McQuarters picked it fer New York. da Giants beat da Dallas Cowboys, 21-17, winnin a date in Green Bay next Sunday fer da NFC Championship. But farst, they git a few minutes ta rest. “I just had so much energy `n` excitement durin da game dat I didn’t git tard.” defensive end Justin Tuck said. “But when it ended, da exhaustion came. I really don’t wanna git up right now.”
More specifically, it was about Cabo. No one suggested dat Romo’s Mexican getaway wif Jessica Simpson last week had anythang ta do wif his performance Sunday — 18 of 36 fer 201 yards — but Owens still delivered a weepy address in support of his quarterback. “Yew can point da finger at him `n` talk about da vacation,” Owens said. “But if`n yew do dat, it’s unfare. It’s really unfare. It’s my teammate. It’s my quarterback.”
For da second year in a row, da Cowboys’ season ended in tears. Last January, Romo bobbled da snap on a potential game-winnin field goal attempt in Seattle `n` cried afterward. dis January, Romo threw da interception ta McQuarters, `n` Owens cried afterward. da Giants expressed no sympathy. “We’ve got butter fer their popcorn,” Pierce said.
The Giants presshored Romo inta an interception, an intentional grounding call `n` some errant passes. At one point in da fourth quarter, Romo was screamin at his offensive line. Manning, on da other hand, was mellow. He threw only 18 passes — half as many as Romo — cumpletin 12 of`em. He had two touchdowns `n` no interceptions.
Dog the Bounty Hunters Brother Tim Arrested!
January 8, 2008
Well heres more bad news for the Chapman Family. It seem Dog the Bounty Hunter’s brother Tim Chapman was caught with his pants down Thursday evening but is swears the incident as a misunderstanding.
Tim Chapman was arrested and charged Friday with first-degree terroristic threatening and may also be charged with indecent exposure, Jim Fulton, spokesman for Honolulu’s prosecutor’s office, told the Honolulu Star Bulletin in a Saturday report.
Police claim Ala Moana Center security guards responded to a Thursday night report of a man fondling himself in a vehicle in the shopping center’s parking lot, according to the Star Bulletin, and recognized the 42-year-old co-star of A&E’s Dog the Bounty Hunter reality series as they approached.
When the security guards requested Chapman exit the truck, he reportedly hopped behind the wheel, jumped a curb onto the sidewalk and drove towards a security guard before leaving the scene.
Chapman subsequently turned himself on Friday and was initially arrested on suspicion of second-degree attempted murder and indecent exposure, according to the Star Bulletin.
However he was instead charged with first-degree terroristic threatening, which the Star Bulletin reported is a a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison. In addition if he is charged with indecent exposure — a petty misdemeanor — he could reportedly face a maximum 30-day sentence. He was released on $11,000 bail.
What else can these fellers go through, I don’t understand it, hes married to a beautiful hawaiian lady, Hes a good role model. I just hope the pressures of not having the TV show is getting to those guys. I loved watching the show and listened to the conversation. I think if I was Dog, I would find that PUNK ASS Son of mine and beat him with a garden hose. How can you do that to your own father. Hell maybe Leland needs to go whoop his ass. I listened to the tape and I don’t think he did anything wrong.How many of us had said things in the privacy of our home that we wouldn’t say in public. Hell, Look how many time he has helped the “black race” He has done plenty for everyone.
Auto insurance to rise.
January 7, 2008
You ever wondered whats going to happen to Auto Insurance in 2008, Well heres a Redneck Reality Check fer ya.
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The numbers for 2007 aren’t in, but authorities in California and across the country know that drivers impaired by alcohol and-or drugs cause thousands of deaths and injuries each year.
In 2006, 1,597 people were killed and 31,099 were injured in alcohol-related crashes in California. Authorities arrested 197,248 people on suspicion of driving under the influence, an 8 percent increase from 2005.
In Stanislaus County, 25 people died and 414 were injured. That compared with 48 deaths and 694 injuries in San Joaquin County. Merced County had 14 deaths and 232 injuries. Seven people died in Tuolumne County and 79 were injured, and three people died and 22 were injured in Mariposa County.
Here are a few things people in California should know when considering whether to drink and drive:
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–A driving under the influence charge in California can cost $5,200 to $10,000, including vehicle towing and storage, increased auto insurance premiums, fines, court assessments, DUI classes, attorneys’ fees and more.
–The average person convicted of driving under the influence of alcohol had a blood-alcohol content level of 0.16 percent, twice the legal limit.
–51 percent of fatal crashes involving drivers with a blood-alcohol content level of 0.08 percent or greater occurred between 9 p.m. and 3 a.m.
–The average alcohol-related death in California costs $3.8 million, including $1 million in monetary costs and $2.8 million in quality-of-life losses.
–The estimated cost per injured survivor of an alcohol-related crash averaged $115,000: $55,000 in monetary costs and $60,000 in quality-of-life losses.
Auto Insurance is going to be at an all time high if these folks don’t learn that it doesn’t pay to drink and drive
–Alcohol-related crashes accounted for an estimated 20 percent of California’s auto insurance payments. Reducing alcohol-related crashes by 10 percent could save $300 million in claims payments and loss-adjustment expenses.
–Nationally, there were 17,602 alcohol-related fatalities in 2006, an increase from 17,590 in 2005.
–Alcohol-related vehicle crashes kill someone every 31 minutes and injure someone every two minutes.
–In 2006, 42 percent of all fatal crashes during the week were alcohol-related, compared with 58 percent on weekends.
–Drivers with a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 percent or greater who were involved in fatal crashes were eight times more likely than drivers who weren’t under the influence to have had a prior conviction for driving while impaired.