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New Year’s Resolution - Whats Yours?

Here at Redneck Reality Check we have came up with our top ten Redneck Resolutions.

10 - Try to get chewing tabacki 2 fer 1

9 - Remember to roll the winders up when we go mudden

8 - Dont swallow the gas when you siphon it from yer lawn mower to put into yer truck.

7 - Go to the DMV to transfer the title and tags fer your new home.

6 - Try to give your girlfriend more pet names than your hunting dog.

5 - Wash yer bed sheets instead of vaccuuming them.

4 - Try to shine up them hubcab windchimes.

3 - Remember that a tube top and cut off shorts isnt considered formalwear.

2 - Repair the gun rack that is on your John Deere Lawn Mower

And our number one Redneck Resolution is

1 - Trying to get the taxidermist paid up and get the lay-away paid off fer yer new tattoo

If ya’ll have any other Redneck Resolutions Please email them to us and we will add them to the list.

Thanks Ya’ll Happy New Year.

Wal-Mart sells an MP3 Player with Porn?

Here’s this feller that got his 10 yr old daughter a MP3 player from wally world. I reckon it was returned with some of them naught pictures on them. Daryl Hill bought three of the players as Christmas presents for his children. He said one of these here  MP3 Players had apparently been returned to the store from a previous owner who loaded sex clips and songs with lyrics about using drugs.

A company spokesman said in an e-mail to WSMV-TV of Nashville that stores are not supposed to return opened packages to the sales floor and that the matter was under investigation.

Hill said he declined Wal-Mart’s offer to replace the MP3 player. He said he has already bought his daughter a new one and is hanging onto the controversial one until he talks to a lawyer.

Imagine that, this feller is going to try and sue Wal-Mart for this. Hey Daryl, Redneck Reality Check. Have you never taken anything back to wally world, People make mistakes their big guy. The people they have working in the stores are your every day high school kids. I think now your acting like a dang gum MORAN, Are you seriously going to try ans sue the biggest retail store in the nation. Boy I tell ya, it tickles my pickle when I hear of people suing over the dumbest things. What does he think he is going to get, 1.5 million. Don’t get us wrong, we agree your daughter shouldn’t of had to seen that, but dang, lets not go over board. You mine as well sue, Wal-mart, The MP3 company (for not having a rating thing a ma bob), then go after the adult clips people, Hell why not just find the feller who put the stuff on their and give him a good ole TN whoopin. Hell while your at it, go stop by McDonalds and tell them there big mac wasn’t so big, I heard they pay well.

GET OVER IT Daryl. Your not going to get nothing when ya sue, except embarrassment. And that’s your Redneck Reality Check.

Girls Hunting - Redneck Reality Check

Ok, We just had to make note of this one. This little article comes from that feller over ther at the OKOutdoorman Site

This feller done went off and let his little lady go to the shootin range to “plink” with a damn gum 22. ARE YA CRAZY. havent you ever watched them flicker shows on how the women are always going after us fellers. How perfect would that be, “Here we are up in a deer stand, Got my chewing backey in, Wind is just right. Here comes the pretties looking buck we have seen in days. She pulls up, and BANG, you got some buck shot in your rumper”, I couldnt take my ole lady hunting. Unless it was that Sweet looking hunter philly Cindy Garrison, Now she can hold my 22 anytime.

Well He tells it better, Heres an insert of this Fellers “Girl Hunting” thing.

“My wife doesn’t hunt. She enjoys going to the range with me and doing some plinking with the 22 every now and then, but she never really picked up the fever of the hunt. So, I was surprised the day my daughter asked me if she could go out with me and my son one day.

You don’t typically associate hunting with women. But women hunters have been around since the beginning. Today they are more common than most people realize. They have their own websites and TV shows. They write articles for major magazines on hunting and even have their own TV shows. The most famous of course being Cindy Garrison.”

You need to stop over and read the rest of it, this story gets alot better. Plus This feller has a bunch of good Redneck tips.

The Best Christmas Movies Ever

Well here is another Christmas holiday and we all are wonderin whut the best dern Chistmas flick is. Well we here at Redneck Reality Check put together a list of our favorites and heres the top10

1. A Christmas Story - Who dont love this movie about nine-year-old Ralphie, who desperately wants a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas
2. Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer - This is the classic stop-motion animation Christmas special. Featuring Rudolph, an Elf who wants to be a dentist, the isle of misfits and an Abominable Snowman
3. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - What can be said about this one, Clark Griswald and the family have done it again in this hilarious comedy about your average man during the Holiday season with his family, and then theres Eddie
4. Frosty the Snowman - Yet another Classic of a living snowman and a little girl struggle to elude a greedy magician who is after the snowman’s magic hat.
5. Home Alone - One the whole family can enjoy about an eight year-old, who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas, has to defend his home against idiotic burglars.
6. It’s a Wonderful Life
7. A Charlie Brown Christmas
8. Polar Express
9. Miracle on 34th Street
10. How the Grinch Stole Christmas

These are all great films that shouldnt be missed during the Christmas season, I know I cant go a year without getting all of them in, Theres nuttin like coming in from a long day in the woods not seeing no deer and grabbin some hot cocoa and sitting in front of the teley with the family to watch us some classics.

Happy Holidays Ya’ll

Britney Spears’ 16 yr old sister Jamie Lynn, Pregnant?

Well imagine that, 16 year old Zoey Pregnant. What can be said, I guess she might be taken after her older sister a little to much. Jamie Lynn Spears, told OK! magazine that she’s pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. Now I would like to say that this a big shocker, But I cant.

Redneck Reality Check - SHE IS BRITNEY’S SISTER . I just find it crazy that this little gal had it all, She had a booming Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101, She was doing great, but guess all seeing all them sister videos and watching her sister go in and out of rehab must have taken their toll on the little one. I just hope she don’t take parenting lesson from her big sis.

“Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me,” she said. I reckon she broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.”She was very upset because it wasn’t what she expected at all,” Jamie Lynn said. “A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive.” The one part that gets us is she told the associated press about having a steady feller in her life, “I kind of just keep my options open,” Well sweetie, that’s not the only thing you keep open.

Didn’t you learn anything from yer dang gum Sister when it comes to having youngins, Please do not follow in her footsteps with any other decisions, We beg you.

Jessica Simpson, Bad Luck Charm for Tony Romo

Well here we have this fine little philly, But I guess her good looks are all that mattered at Sundays games when the Dallas Cowboys lost bad to the Philadelphia Eagles. Sexy ole Jessica was sporting Romos number 9 pink jersey, Well that didn’t seem to help Romos game much Because the Cowboys got beat 10-6.

But heck Ya’ll, can ya blame Romo fer always wanting to look up and this fine little lady, I mean I probably wouldn’t have even showed up at the game if I had a chance to lay in the bed with this hot little number. But thats a dern shame that she messes with the little youngins with her sex appeal. I think Romo shoulda left the frisky feline at the house. I guarantee that the eagles were glad she came, One just to take a gander at her and Two, she might have been the bad luck charm that made the cowboys lose. Good thing she didn’t come into the locker room after words, cuz she mighta seen more than she can handle, It would have been hotter than 98 Degrees in there, Excuse the pun.

Well Tony, We don’t blame you here at Redneck Reality Check, I just wish I woulda watched the game live. Any chance of getting ya’ll to come to the redneck games, I am sure she wont be bad luck there. Well better luck the next game Tony, Hang in there, and maybe don’t let the little sexy gal spend the night no more before a big game.

Roger Clemens taking steroids?

Dang, Now anyone will sell you out for a little bit of money. Brian McNamee, Clemes personal trainer done did a tattelin act saying Clemens took steroids and HGH. I bet he wouldnt have said anything if there wasnt a dollar bill being passed in front of his eyes. This kind of thing really gets my jiggers biting. How can you call yer self a friend and be a tattle tale all in one. I know if that little S.O.B. would have said something about me I would have ran him over in my Big Duely Ford.

So is Clemens casts Clemens under the same harsh light as Barry Bonds: an all-time great who wanted more. His reputation is in tatters. We need to hear from him immediately, not his attorney.

Soon the Hall of Fame is going to need an out-building for all the great players who forfeited what would have been automatic enshrinement: Joe Jackson, Pete Rose, Rafael Palmeiro, Mark McGwire, Clemens, Bonds. … The lineup is growing into one that could take on the best one that’s actually in Cooperstown.

What’s the most important lesson here?

That it dont pay to have stupid ass friends who will sell you out for a dollar, Just ask Dog the Bounty Hunter, his own son did it.

I am Legend opens today. Redneck Reality Check

Will Smith must be in heaven, With all them big ole Buck Deer running around there, Now thats a Rednecks Paradise, I remember in school when all the girls you used to say, “Not if you were the last guy on earth” Well here the Fresh Prince is the last one one earth, well at least in NYC.

Smith is Robert Neville. The cover of Time on his fridge door pictures a “Soldier. Scientist. Savior?” but that hanging question mark is well chosen, and we divine that his immunity is pure chance.

He’s not quite alone. Neville patrols Fifth Avenue in his Mustang with Sam, a German Shepherd (also immune to the airborne virus), broadcasting into the void, then returning home to his Washington Square townhouse to put up the shutters before nightfall.

That’s when the “Dark Seekers” venture out: feral, contaminated people with a rabid appetite for flesh but no pupil dilation reflex to protect them against sunlight.

Now I don’t know about ya’ll But if I was the last man in NYC, I wouldn’t be running around in no little girly mustang, I would have myself a big ole ford duely so if one of them critters get in my way I wont have to worry bout shootin them, I would just run their little running asses over. That’s what make TV so much different than real life, He is driving a car, He did steal anything, and he has a goofy little gun he is going to try to protect him and his cute little puppy with.

Jodie Foster Gay? Redneck Reality Check

Well if this is the “Silence if the Lambs” coming out of the closet. Jodie Foster, 45, Came out and thanked her gay lover Cydney Bernard at an awards ceremony, Saying she has been there most of her life. With her sons growing up now she must feel she can come out with it that she luvs the ladies.

Jodie Foster kept mum about her sexuality, never once discussing her long rumoured partner Cydney Bernard and, true to form, keeping it vague when it comes to her kids. However, each child’s middle name is Bernard.

Now I dont know about ya’ll but it doesnt bother me a bit, Who wouldnt wanna see the Oscar winner having a little fun time with another hot little gal. I have always enjoyed Jodie Fosters movies and just hope she comes out with a movie that we see her giving a little luv to her gal friend. Foster has done some awsome movies in the past from, The Accused, to the sensational Silence of the Lambs, with Anthony Hopkins.

So Ms. Foster go ahead and come out of the closet, Fellers like us wont mind, that you havent been on a date with a man for 14 years either, we will just be angry that ya didnt give us redneck our chance before ya made yer mind up with that lucky gal.

5 Year yungin shoots Bear

Ok, Now I aint no stranger to bear hunting, As a matter of fact, I have shot me a couple a bears. But I aint never thought I would see a 5 year old man kill a bear. Thats right, I called him a man. More of a man then some of these liberal Californian folks. So Tre goes out hunting with his grandpappy and shoot this pig of a bear. From what Mike says (The boys grandpa) the bear was 40 - 50 yards out when they spotted it and Mike gave a whistle. For those of you that dont spend a lot of time with mother nature, That whistle is a great way to stop your game from running off.

Thats when the man himself Tre squeezed the trigger and Bam! He got himself a wall hanger and a half! As the video on CNN reports, Tre’s Grandpa told him that he missed. Tre responded with “I squeezed the trigger and I didnt close my eyes, I killed him”

A story about a man killing a trophy always gets this country boy choked up, Now a story about a 5 year old boy killing a animal that could eat any grown man, really gets the tears going. I’ll bet you anything that Hank Williams himself would be jealous of a boy like this.

Tre, We take our RedneckRealityCheck.com  hats off to you little buddy, I think you would make any redneck proud!

Meteor Shower of 2007 Dec. 13-14

Well here goes another one of the dern Meteor Showers. I actually think these things are pretty dang cool. I just get to wondering what keeps them dern things from hitting the earth? Maybe it is because o the gravity whatcha-ma-jig, But it sure seems them things fly so fast that wouldnt matter.

Well heres what then astronomers fellers David Levy and Stephen Edberg have said about this years show. “If you have not seen a mighty Geminid fireball arcing gracefully across an expanse of sky, then you have not seen a meteor.” Well that sounds pretty interesting and a thing to look for. Heck I am gonna grab the kin folk and go sit in some lawn chairs next to my double wide and take me a gander on December 13th. Might be a looker.

It says that the Geminid Meteors are usually the most satisfying of all the annual shower. They are of medium speed, encountering Earth at 22 miles per second (35 kps). They are bright and white, but unlike the Perseids, they leave few visible trails or streaks. They are four times denser than most other meteors, and have been observed to form jagged or divided paths. Whatever that means, but it sounds cool to me.

So if any of you fellow Meteor Watchers wanna get a good seat fer it, Heres what Yahoo News is suggesting to do.

” Generally speaking, depending on your location, Gemini begins to come up above the east-northeast horizon right around the time evening twilight is coming to an end. So you might catch sight of a few early Geminids as soon as the sky gets dark.

Hot cocoa or coffee can take the edge off the chill, as well as provide a slight stimulus. It’s even better if you can observe with friends. That way, you can keep each other awake, as well as cover more sky. Give your eyes time to dark-adapt before starting”

I know me and the little misses with be out there with our youngins trying to capture a piece of history, I would suggest ya’l do the same.

Bless the USMC & Toys For Tots

Well here comes another Christmas Holiday. We would like to give our greatest appreciation to the United States Marine Core for their involvement with the Toys for Tots program. Its not to often that we find others who want to give. I dint think this country realizes that there are alot of youngins out there that do without. Sure we always see it on the news and feel sorry for them, But just feeling sorry for them isn’t going to help them.

Here’s your Redneck Reality Check. I think if we all just pinched in a little, we would make a huge difference, It doesn’t have to be much because if we work together we become alot. You don’t have to know who the toys are for, heck, you don’t even have to hand deliver it, But I will guarantee that when you see the smile on that little child’s face when they go downstairs on Christmas morning and see that there truly is a Santa Clause, then that will be worth taking a toy to your nearest drop off location. You can find them all HERE!

So now we don’t have an excuse why we cant help a little feeler or gal have the Christmas they all deserve, I want you to put yourself in their shoes and imagine how you would feel as a financial hardened parent, when your child comes down on that great Christmas morning and only sees one or two gifts under the tree, Or worst yet none, What would you do if they looked at you and asks, “I don’t understand Momma and Pa, Why didn’t Santa come, I have been good all year?” Now I know I wouldn’t know what to say!

But with the U.S.M.C. and Our help we can give them a Christmas they deserve. So how about it, You ready to sacrifice that Starbucks coffee or that new pair of mud tires and help us out to give the children a well deserved Christmas.

To make a donation please visit this official site for Toys for Tots or call your local Marine recruiters office, they will help you with everything you need.

Thanks again Ya’ll, Happy Holidays and God Bless

Midwest Ice Storm: Plus more to come!

Well it looks as if mother nature is at it again. Here comes the biggest ice storm in almost a decade to hit the midwestern states. Worst of them gettin git was Oklahoma. With 13 deaths so far due to traffic related fatalities, it seems it is going to get worse before it gets better.

The National Weather service said that there is more to come. “We expect a lot more ice, especially with another round of freezing precipitation that will be making its way through this afternoon,” said Oklahoma Department of Emergency Management spokeswoman Michelann Ooten.

I’ll tell you what, it has got to be dang hard to get your city and state cleaned up from living in tornado alley and now these fine folks have to deal with crazy ice storms, Whats next for this world, It seems mother nature is aking a tool on the world today and it is starting over again right here in our homeland of USA.

Theres really nothing we can do to better prepare ourselves, I am sure those folks took all the measurements they could and are doing it all over again for round 2 of mother natures blows.

Michael Vick going to the big house.

Well here’s a BIG Redneck Reality Check, here you have a dern good NFL quarterback who has more money than brains. What was this guy thinking. Here is making millions of dollars and has everything a man could want and yet he wants to promote dog fighting.

Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 years in a federal prison for his involvement in a dog fighting ring. Now hoe stupid can you be? Taking bets, O I am sorry, Providing money for people to take bets but he claims he never took the winnings. Now that’s a bunch of bull butter if I ever heard it. Who would allow anyone to hold these dog fighting matches on their property but not get any kind of money for it, That in itself is stupid. Vick really needs to get his head out of his rich ass and think about what he is doing, He was a big sports star and had a lot going for him, Not to mention the kids who wanted to be like him.

All I can say, is I hope that pretty boy QB don’t drop the soap in the shower, but more than likely he will be sentenced like any other celebrity/sport star and get a life of luxury while he serves his sentence, I say put the retard in a real prison and let him defend him self in a dog fight, and see how he likes it.

So Mr. Vick, This is Hillbilly Dave telling you, your as about as dumb as a one legged man joining an ass kicking contest.

Video Game Awards Winners

Now this one just gets my cheese grading. Now I can sit there through the video music awards, But I just cant see my self looking at the television and seeing video game awards. When did these little gizmos get so big, I still remember trying to beat Pac-Man, but them dern ghost would get me.

Well I know its a big thing for the youngins when it comes to these her video games, I guess they are ok, It does sometimes get in the way of Jouniors chours but it does keep him outta my hair for a bit. I did take the time and watch him play a couple of them games and was amazed of how real they looked.

You have these games called Halo 3, Socom, and now heres this MTV Rock Band game. I would like to see a Garth Brooks game come to my tele.

These video games I guess are the real deal and only getting better, With the graphics of the 2k sport series, I cant tell if I am watching a game or the real super bowl.

But I will say from a Redneck point of view, I do find myself grabbing a spit cup and settlin in to play me some John Deer American Farmer, Now thats entertainment right there.

For those that didnt catch the 2007 Video Game Awards, Heres ya’ll a list of the winners:

    GAME OF THE YEAR
    BioShock 

    STUDIO OF THE YEAR
    Harmonix

    BEST SHOOTER
    Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Activision/ Infinity Ward)

    BEST RPG
    Mass Effect (Microsoft Game Studios/ BioWare)

    BEST MILITARY GAME
    Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Activision/ Infinity Ward)

    BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME
    skate (Electronic Arts/ EA Black Box)

    BEST HANDHELD GAME
    The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (Nintendo/ Nintendo)

    BEST GRAPHICS
    Crysis (Electronic Arts/ Crytek)

    BEST GAME BASED ON A MOVIE OR TV SHOW
    The Simpsons Game (Electronic Arts/ EA Redwood Shores)

    BEST RHYTHM GAME
    Rock Band (MTV Games/ Harmonix)

    BEST DRIVING GAME
    DiRT (Codemasters/ Codemasters)

    BEST ACTION GAME
    Super Mario Galaxy (Nintendo/ Nintendo)

    BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME
    Madden NFL 08 (Electronic Arts/ EA Tiburon)

    BEST SOUNDTRACK
    Rock Band (MTV Games/ Harmonix)

    BREAKTHROUGH TECHNOLOGY
    The Orange Box/ Portal (Valve/ Valve)

    BEST XBOX 360 GAME
    BioShock 

    BEST WII GAME
    Super Mario Galaxy (Nintendo/ Nintendo)

    BEST PS3 GAME
    Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction (Sony Computer Entertainment/
    Insomniac Games)

    BEST PC GAME
    The Orange Box (Valve/ Valve)

    BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
    BioShock 

    BEST MULTI-PLAYER GAME
    Halo 3 (Microsoft Game Studios/ Bungie Studios)

    MOST ADDICTIVE VIDEO GAME FUELED BY DEW
    Halo 3 (Microsoft Game Studios/ Bungie Studios)

Hatton needs an apron to go with that Towel

Now how bad of a boxer to you have to be to get your corner to throw in the towel fer ya. Aint you supposed to get back up until you get knocked out? Heck I seen better fights on the Jerry Springer show.

SO we got this feller Hatton who likes to hit behind the head because he cant go toe to toe with the much better Mayweather.  You know I can understand not wanting to get punched in the face 2700 times in 30 minutes but isn’t that what you fellers train to do, I got an idea of how not to get yer tail feathers raveled, Get ya a better sport. Heck I bet that ole boy Hatton would be a great sumo wrestler they way he likes to be hugging up on his opponents.

Well Mr. “My corner has to throw in the towel” Hatton, Here’s your Redneck Reality Check. The sport is called Boxing, Not Hug-a-Feller, I bet you would have done a lot better if ya didn’t only through your mits 63 times. I mean heck, My wife can throw more that than when shes swattin mosquitoes away. So I say you got yerself 2 options, Go back in and get all lovey dovey with the next feller, or come on down and try you some square dancin.

Nicole Kidman & Golden Compass Controversy

So whats this all about? I guess people just cant leave things be. Now we have a a huge buzz on this here new flicker show “The Golden Compass“. I guess they got folks all saying that it is anti-religion and pro-atheism.

Now I think it would make me want to see this here movie show, For one, Nichole Kidman is a fine little philly, and also I would like to see if it actually does refer to there being no Big Guy above.

Well here’s your Redneck Reality Check! If there wasn’t no Big Guy upstairs, then would we have us any of the little tykes running around? Would there be any four wheel drive pick-em up trucks? And would I have been able to get me a nice 10 pointed buck deer this past season?

Heck we all know there’s a Holy Man above and we all understand what he did fer us. For example, when something happens to ya whats the first thing ya say?, “O Dear God”, Well why would ya wanna say them things if ya didn’t believe, Trust me, when it comes your time, You gonna take yourself a trip up the big escalator and then He is going to ask you some question and give you some Controversy. You might wanna think about that, instead of worrying about a pretend made up movie flick.

GOD BLESS ALL YA”LL

Rednecks and cell phones

You know what I think is just plain wrong? These here folks driving down the road with that blue watchamacalit stuck to their heads… That by itself has got to cause a lot of accidents, I mean think about it. When you are driving down the road and checking out that hot blonde and she turns her head… Then.. Bamo! There it is, That robot thing stuck to her head. It just makes you want to swerve and drive into a telephone poll knowing that the alien monsters got her and assimilated her already.

Then again, When it comes to hot blondes and cell phones, Its probly is a good idea that they just leave em at home and not drive down the road. As rednecks, We know that its ok for us to talk on the cell phone and drive because we never cause accidents.

These here government folks made it illegal in Washington state to talk on your cell phone and drive at the same time. Just because I cant chew my tabacoo and spit at the same time dont mean I cant talk on the cell phone and drive 75 through town, it just aint right. Who are these liberal Einsteins to tell us what we can and cant do in the privacy of our own pickup truck? Its bad enough I gotta drive with my hound dog Duke hanging his head out the winder, Now I have this to worry myself. Hows a feller like myself supposed to change his Garth Brooks CD when I cant look down because I have someone with that Minuture Walkie Talkie to their ear.

Remember, You read it first here on the first official redneck site.

Whats so big about the Wii?

Now heres this video game system that is soppossed to get the kids off the couch and not be so lazy while they shove their little faces in the telly while playing a video game.

Well heres a Redneck Reality Check for those parents who say, “It is helping little Billy from always sitting in front of the tv just playing video games.” HELLO, they are still sitting there, Well if you have them over hyper children they are now bouncing all over yer house with a dag gum controller in there hand. And if they have a buddy at the house, well now you have the 2 of them little fellers hitting each other over the head with the little remote.

I do like how the Wii is getting Ma out of her rocker to play them games such as Bowling or Tennis, It keeps her from sitting there letting her arthritis settle in. Now it is getting her off the games to make us some country fixens is the hard part.

Now this is one BIG Critter

A new species of giant spitting cobra, measuring nearly nine feet and possessing enough venom to kill at least 15 people, has been discovered in Kenya, a conservation group said on Friday.

  WildlifeDirect said the cobras were the world’s largest and had been identified as unique. The species has been named Naja Ashei after James Ashe, who founded Bio-Ken snake farm on Kenya’s tropical coast where the gigantic serpents are found.

I am glad momma fixed the lock on our outhouse because I would hate to see that critter while I am doing my business.

Harrison - Wayne: Who’s the Top Dog

We all were sitting there in shock when Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Marvin Harrison went down with a debilitating knee injury. I know I sat there thinking that was all of Payton Manning and the Colts.

Then here comes this little feller that has been sitting on the bench this whole year, A first-round draft choice in 2001 Reggie Wayne. Alot of folks question this little guy but he has made his point with three straight 1,000-yard seasons and went to his first Pro Bowl in 2006.

Is this going to be the secret weapon for Payton and the Indianapolis Colts to winning there second Super Bowl in a row.

Either way we would like to hold up our cold drinks and give a big YEE-HAW to the little no-namer making a huge impact in the worlds greatest game. Much Luck to you Reggie

The Omaha Gunman

So here is this 19 year old freak a zoid who decides the world is to much to bear. As he says in his little “forgive me” notes:

“I know everyone will remember me as some sort of monster, but please understand that I just don’t want to be a burden on the ones that I care for my entire life”

OK, Here’s a Redneck Reality Check! This feller walks into a mall where innocent folks are doing their Christmas shopping for the families and open fires on them, So lets all understand he’s not a monster, Well Hell no he’s not, He’s a damn fruit cake that wont be remembered a month from now.

Hey there guinness if you want to be remembered, become the president, have sexual relations with the damn intern, But don’t go into a damn gum shopping mall with an AK-47 trying to prove to your girlfriend that your more than a damn chess playing geek. No one gives a moose’s ass who you are or who you were. The only thing we can hope for is that the feller upstairs has more forgiveness than the families of those whose lives you have taken.

So God, If you can here this, Lets give this wanna be infamous nerd his Redneck Reality Check and not let him through those pearly gates, until he has faced those he has done wrong and gotten their forgiveness.

Bless those who were involved and to those families who lost loved ones. We send our Thoughts and Moonshine to you!

Britney Prego Again?

Do any of us really care if shes prego again? I mean hell it isn’t my kid. But trust me, I wouldn’t turn the Bald Beauty away from my door if she came a knocking.

When is she gonna learn to keep her damn legs closed, I mean Dang, First the salami shot getting out of the car, then there’s that K-Fed feller. I know I about about K-Fed up about hearing about her and her custody battle. Is it really any of our business who the children go to. Also how much of a man is that feller to have his bodyguards pick his own children up. Seems kinda pansy to me.

And how many times is Britney going to go in and out of rehab? I mean seriously, does she really think she can kick the habit in 1 day. Hell I say to her, grab yourself a bud light and sit your ass at the house. That’s the only way she is going to keep her little butt out of trouble, or better yet, sterile.

With all this being said, I would like to just say I still think she is a sexy little feline, even if she likes to do everything and everyone, Hell I am just waiting in line for my turn. And that’s my Redneck Reality Check to Britney “Sexy Ass” Spears

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