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Botswana's independent electeral commission sez preliminree results shoe t'ruleeun' partee has un earlee lead n' t'nashshunal eeleckshun. Results fer local council constituencees' releeset un Saturdee shoe t'Botswana Demokratic Partee, let by Presdint Iun Khama, holts a majeritee o't' votes countid… Moe a'readin' 
N' thishere photo providet by Egypt's state noose agency MENA, Egypt's Presdint Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, cant'r, holts un emergency meetin o't' Nashshunal Defents Council wit top officials aft'r un uhtack n' t'Sinai Peninsula, n' Cairo, Egypt, Frydee, Oct. 24, 2014. T'… Moe a'readin' 
Irun hanget a woomin un Saturdee who wuz convictid o'murderyun' a mun she sed wuz a'trine ta rape hern, t'ofishul IRNA noose agency repertid. Amnestee Internatyunal an' uther humun rights groups had callt un Irun's judiciree ta halt t'execushun. But… Moe a'readin' 
A'havin romantic relatyunships is a natcherul part o'everday life. But fer Syryins, t'reelitees o'a conflict zone an' survival un t'battlefielts have impetet t'abiltee ta pursue er manetane tradityunal relatyunships, leedyun' ta t'breekdown o'marriages an' t'rise o'mer infermal partnerships. As a… Moe a'readin' 
T' hed o'Germany's domestic intelligence agency sez t'numb'r o'Islamic extremists n' t'kuntry is growin rapidlee. Hans-Geerg Maasse sez his'n agency estimates at sum 6,300 folk n' Germany air adherants o'a fundamantalist strane o'Islum knowed as Salafism. Maasse tole rbb-Inferadio n'… Moe a'readin' 
A growin sense o'desperashun is fueleeun' a mass exodus o'Rohingya Mooslims frum western Myanmar, wit t'numb'r fleeyun' by boat since communal violence broke out acoupla yeers ago noe toppyun' 100,000, a leedyun' eggspurt sed Saturdee. Chris Lewa, dierektor o't' nonperfit… Moe a'readin' 
Le Minh Thai, a photojournalist who coverd t'Vietnam War fer T' Associatid Press an' Time Life, has diet. He wuz 93. Thai diet Oct. 10 at a nursin trayler n' Encinitas, whar he had bee a'livin fer t'pas seve yeers,… Moe a'readin' 

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