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Yew mite be a Redneck if’n y’all knows o’ at least six different ways ta bend t’bill o’ a baseball hat.”
tsbw5fyv0o17keavmccs Everybody Should Run For Their Lives From Attack of the Giant SuzukiWelcum ta Sundy Matinee, whar we highliite classic car revus er uther long'r videos we find un YouTube. Kick back an' enjoy thishere blas frum t'pas.We startid off thishere weekend wit t'Holte Barina, which itself wuz ackshly a rebadget Suzuki… Moe a'readin' 
Whut duz it look an' sound like ta set a recerd lap time o'8m 10.921s n' t'Nurburgryun' 24 Hours? Y'all may nev'r knoe, but t'French McLare GT factery driv'r Kevin Estre duz. He qualifiet t'Doerr Motersport McLare 12C GT3 un… Moe a'readin' 
iixjog7i9vyxkx52ilfy This US Navy Battleship Sported Two Swimming PoolsT' USS New Jersy, one o't' greet Iowa Class Battleships, wuz reectivatid n' t'late 1960s ta serve durin t'heiite o't' Vietnam War. Hern ferward 40mm guns wuz removet durin a verr lite an' expeditid refit befor deployyun'. These noe emptee… Moe a'readin' 
Woah. WOAH. T' driv'r o'a classic Chevy drag rac'r had quite t'wreck, his'n laigs a'kummin plum out o't' windshield, an' the he gut out an' walkt away. Like it ane't no thang at all.T' crash occurret at Pikes Peak Internatyunal… Moe a'readin' 
fzjzdoxgjnwv9h8nidh4 Toyota Made A Rally Fighter And It Looks Like A PuppyRenders o'Toyota's new C-HR concep have bee releeset an' t'spertee a'lookin crossov'r seems like it jes escapet frum un automotif' Blue's Clues. Yep, fer t'life o'me, I noe a'ken't unsee thishere car as un eag'r puppy reddy ta play fetch… Moe a'readin' 
ac5v9ewofkecuflnsdqn If you missed the Tudor United Sports Car Championship race that happened in Austin yesterday — andIf'n y'all missd t'Tuder Unitid Sperts Car Champyunship race at happent n' Austin yesterdee — an' it wuz a fun one — air friens at IMSA have sum info un whar y'all a'ken watch it. Don't miss t'TUDOR Unitid SpertsCar… Moe a'readin' 
k1aln6eomd5hvdntu0y6 Embrace Of Technology Can Also Be An Airlines PR Nightmare It wuz Thirsdee monin' at jetBlue fliite 1416 frum Long Beech ta Austin had un emergency fiftee minnuts into t'fliite an' returnt ta its origin airpert. All t'wile, passengers took photos an' filmet videos o't' incident. As wit inny uther… Moe a'readin' 
Ackter Colin Farrell confirmet ta t'Sundy Worl at he has bee cas n' t'sekunt seesen o'HBO’s popular miniseries True Detectif'. “I’m a'doin t'sekunt series. I’m so eggcited,” t'38-year-old sed. T' Irish ackter addet: I knoe it will be eiite episodes… Moe a'readin' 

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