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 Your Average Canadian Football Reverse Fake Punt Out Of Your End Zone     I won’t bore y'all wit t'deetails. Edmonton did nairy git t'furst down un thishere reverse fake punt. Calgree gut t'ball wit :10 er so n' t'furst half an' sceret a touchdown ta take a 20-13 lead at half.… Moe a'readin' 
 Browns Fan Creates Failed Browns QB Battle Shots Game   BC reed'r @Aray6444 sent thishere beas ov'r earli'r toniite. At’s rite, it’s t'ofishul Clevelan' Browns failt quarterbax Battle Shots game. Jes look at t'names un thems sankin ships. Such futilitee. Such bad recolleckshuns. Thishere is such un ideel game… Moe a'readin' 
gaihgbkfxwvfo9swgbqq The Aston Martin Lagonda Is Four Doors Of Middle Eastern OpulenceAston Martin jes releeset t'furst ofishul pics o'its rebern Lagonda, an' if'n y'all lif' innywhar outside t'Middle Eas, y'all're out o'luck. Oh, an' brang bags an' bags o'unmarket Dirhams.Natcherly, Aston isn't a'sayn't much about, well, innythang beyond callin t'Lagonda a… Moe a'readin' 
pngusx7s0zmwtvpzufb3 BMW Will Restore Elvis 507T' BMW 507 is un absolutelee lovelee car. Thay onlee made 254 o'um, so it's rare as well. Wen y'all facter n' a famus own'r, thangs a'ken git purty nuts purty quicklee. Which is probly why BMW thayselves will be… Moe a'readin' 
tqw9xiz9mu4u3si7mfnd Seattle Police Investigate "Drone Strike" On Space Needle'Drone' rilly is such a stoopid term fer whut wuz repertid ta be a hobbyist quadcopt'r wit a small camera attachet. Nairy-t'-less, earli'r today, visiters ta t'Seettle Space Needle sed such a craft wuz hoveryun' up roun t'obsurvayshun deck wen… Moe a'readin' 
ij5gdqcjlvustm42ykot GMs Tesla Fighting Moon Shot Is A 200 Mile… Sonic?GM is bildin un EV. At's a gif'. And wen ferm'r CEO Dun Akersen sed t'automak'r assemblet a team ta investigate hoe Tesla could upend t'auto industry, thar wuz un assumpshun at GM's nex full-fletget EV would compete wit Tesla's… Moe a'readin' 
mileyfloyd072414 600x450 Miley Cyrus Hired A Pet Psychic To Contact Her Dog Floyd Miley Cyrus hiret a dawg psychic ta hep hern heal frum t'loss o'hern belovet puppy, Floyd, who diet n' April. Questchun: is a dawg psychic differnt frum a reglar psychic? [Mirrer UK] Jessica Biel will guest star un “New Gurl”… Moe a'readin' 
v9egdrrdprrymliwypav The Ultimate In Luxury Is A Fender SinkWe've gut so minny a feetures an' amenitees n' modern cars at would proov absolutelee mind-blastyun' ta folk frum t'pas. Screens at display real-time maps, haids-up displays, A/C at wurks, an' un an' un. But we've nev'r beete thishere 1939… Moe a'readin' 

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