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 2014 Football Sideline Reporters   Accerdyun' ta un Associatid Press-gfk poll conductid earli'r thishere year, neerly 50% o'Amurkins air NFL fans. At is about 150 million folk frum coas ta coas makin t'NFL mer popular thun innythang Iggy Azalea a'ken put togeth'r… Moe a'readin' 
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 The 9 Wellness Fads I Actually Ended Up Hating Sumtimes it’s ackshly okay ta say, “ya knoe whut, at sucket,” an' keep un goin wit yer life. I feel like noe mer thun ev'r we’re bein pressuret ta pertend like thangs air wurkin, er enjoyabull, er eve wurth it,… Moe a'readin' 
xbxseo5hjibrzifz0wmt Is This The Worlds Best Driven BMW?I'm struggleeun' fer wurds ta describe everthang mind-blowinglee awesome n' thishere video o'Garo Haroutiouniun n' his'n BMW E46 hillclimb car.Ok, let me try an' git ta all t'points individuallee.Sidewaysen real roadsin a real carwith a strate six waileeun' awayinches frum… Moe a'readin' 
 The 7 Perks of Having a Broken Heart Wen y'all’re n' t'hick o'a broke heert, it’s hard ta see inny good n' it. It’s hard ta see inny good n' innythang — a gergeyus day, a deliciyus meal, a greet wurk out, yer favert moovee pitshure… Moe a'readin' 
 Kate Upton Pretty Much Begging Justin Verlander To Marry Her   I’ve see wimmen a'beggin fer un engagement ryun' an' the I saw whut Kate Upton did late las nite un Instagram. T' old dawg trick. It’s one o't' oltest trix n' t'book. Y'all baig yer boyfriend fer a dawg,… Moe a'readin' 
pmk1rfdrkxk9bhww1afo Which Automakers Offer The Best Customer Perks?Buy a Lan' Rov'r frum t'rite deelership an' thay'll throe n' sum off-road driv'r tranen wit yer purchase. Pick up a Persche 918, an' y'all git un-call raseeun' advice frum a professyunal driv'r. But which automakers off'r t'mos enticyun' creetif'… Moe a'readin' 
 In Case You Weren’t Sure If Hollywood Is Racist Sometimes Exodus: Gods And Kings has essantiallee becum t'a'laffin stock o'Holleewuod’s penchant fer lack o'represantashun. Do I reckon all Holleewuod castyun' dierektor air racists, twirleeun' thar mustaches as thay onlee cas convantyunallee attractif' White folk? O' corse nairy.… Moe a'readin' 

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